A Big Mayo No No, Part 9
Customer: “I want that spicy chicken burger but not spicy. I hate spice!”
Me: “Just the regular chicken burger, then?”
Customer: “No, I want that spicy chicken burger but not spicy.”
This is an interesting spin on the “I want a cheeseburger without the cheese” scenario…
Me: “Yes, sir, one spicy chicken burger but no spice.”
I make him his regular chicken burger and only charge him for the regular chicken burger, but I mark it out as a “spicy chicken burger” on the receipt because in the past when I’ve printed out what the customer has actually ordered but not what they think they ordered, they complain.
For obvious reasons, the computer doesn’t allow us to punch in the order “spicy chicken burger, no spice”.
After collecting his order, the customer comes storming back.
Customer: “I said I wanted the spicy chicken burger but not spicy!”
Me: “That’s what you have, sir.”
Customer: “Are you r****ded?! My receipt just says spicy chicken burger! Where’s the part where you removed the spice?”
Me: “I can guarantee you, sir, that there is nothing spicy on that burger.”
Customer: “I can’t trust you! You’re really incompetent!”
He suddenly grabs a full handful of sachets of the mayonnaise. He easily has over twenty in his hand.
Customer: “I’m taking all of this mayo! And I’m gonna put it all on my burger because you f***ed up and gave me spicy! This is all your fault!”
The customer storms off before I can say anything. My coworker was watching the interaction and adds the following:
Coworker: “Does he know he grabbed the spicy mayo?”
Related:
A Big Mayo No No, Part 8
A Big Mayo No No, Part 7
A Big Mayo No No, Part 6
A Big Mayo No No, Part 5
A Big Mayo No No, Part 4