My sister works in a fast food restaurant, and she’s the worker who hands food to people. She has been playing a game of name association with her coworker, where they try to name celebrities or famous fictional characters based on the names that are on the orders.
This particular order has the name “Wayne,” and she has come up with the alter-ego of Batman. When the car pulls up, she accidentally asks the customer, a somewhat elderly man:
Sister: “Hi, was it for Bruce Wayne— I mean, Wayne?”
Customer: “Yeah, it’s Wayne. What did you say?”
Sister: “Is your name Wayne?”
Customer: “No, before that.”
Sister: *Trying to play it off* “Oh, I was just thinking about something.”
Customer: “Were you thinking about your hot date for tonight?”
Sister: “Nonononono, not at all!”
Customer: “Don’t worry about it. Just remember, marry for money and not love.”
And then he just drove off with his food. What?