An Order Of Ice And Fire

, | Hattiesburg, MS, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Food & Drink

(I am ordering food through the drive-thru:)

Carhop: “Here’s your hot fudge sundae. Sorry, it’s a bit melted.”

Me: “That’s fine.”

Carhop: “And here’s your molten cake sundae. Sorry, it’s a bit melted as well.”

Me: “Well, it’s got hot fudge.”

Carhop: “Yeah, but people complain a lot that the ice cream doesn’t look a certain way.”

Me: *sarcastically* “How dare you mix hot and cold because I ordered it!”

Chipping Away Until You Get The Answer

, | MI, USA | At The Checkout, Food & Drink, Funny Names

(An elderly customer walks into my store.)

Me: “Hi! I can take your order when you’re ready!”

Customer: “I’d like some chips.”

(The customer doesn’t have a noticeable accent so I assume he isn’t from England.)

Me: “We don’t have chips, but would you like fries instead?”

Customer: “No, I’d like some chips!”

(The elderly customer then points to the chocolate chip cookies we have sitting out front.)

Customer: “You know what I want! I want chips!”

Me: “Oh, you mean chocolate chips!”

Customer: “No! Chips!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand. If you’d like I can get my manager and see if he knows what you’re talking about?”

Customer: “I don’t want your manager! I want chips! You know they’re like chips of chicken!”

Me: “Oh, you mean chicken nuggets?”

Customer: “Yes! There you go! Chicken chips! See, I told you, you had chips!”

Comic: To Be, Or Not To Jolibee

, , | Quezon City | At The Checkout, Comics, Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

not always right jollibee

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