Soft-Serve And Stupid Servers
Many years ago, I worked at a restaurant that had soft-serve ice cream items on the menu. I worked the drive-thru window and also made all the ice cream items and the cold drinks.
The restaurant closed at 10:00 pm, and all the workers except the cook had to be out of there by 10:30 pm as the owner wouldn’t pay us past that time. In order to clean the soft-serve machine and be done by 10:30 pm, we had to turn the machine off at 9:30 pm; we emptied and cleaned the soft-serve machine every night. You could still get ice cream out of it for about fifteen minutes, but anything after that was liquid.
One night, two teens came in just before 10:00 pm. The server brought me their order.
Server: “They’d like two hot fudge sundaes.”
Me: “The ice cream machine is off, and we can’t serve anything that has ice cream in it.”
The server left and came back.
Server: “They’d like two milkshakes.”
Me: “Milkshakes have ice cream in them. I can’t make anything that has ice cream.”
The server left and came back.
Server: “They’d like two vanilla cones.”
The teens finally left without ordering anything, which was good because, by that time, the cook had also turned off the grill.
I think the teens really wanted ice cream, but I am still amazed that the server apparently had no idea which menu items had ice cream in them.