Taking A Holiday From Reason
(I am working the day before Christmas Eve. Our management has been pressing us to say ‘Happy Holidays’ so that people don’t get offended. However, sometimes I would slip up and say ‘Merry Christmas’ because of habit. I am also Wiccan, and therefore do not follow Christian practices.)
Me: “Here is your order! Have a nice day, and Merry Christmas!”
Customer: “Excuse me?”
Me: “Um… here is your order?”
Customer: “No, what you just said. You just wished me a Merry Christmas.”
Me: “Yes… yes, I did?”
Customer: “How dare you! What if I didn’t believe in Christ! Do you know how offensive that would have been?! What if I was Jewish or Atheist?! You have really offended me! What do you have to say for yourself?!”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I do apologize if I offended you. However, I don’t believe in Christ. I’m Wiccan. But I still celebrate Christmas because it’s a beautiful family holiday.”
(The customer goes quiet for a moment. All of a sudden she starts yelling.)
Customer: “How can you not believe in Christ?! He died for your sins on the cross! Do you have any idea what Christmas is about! It’s not about family; it is about the birth of Jesus! How dare you! I will never eat here again!”
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