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Worse Than An Entitled Jerk: One With Lots Of Time On Their Hands

, , , | Right | February 8, 2023

I’m a manager at a fast food restaurant. A woman came through our drive-thru, and then she called us, screaming.

Customer: “My order was wrong! I need to talk to—” *read: yell at* “—the person who was at the window!”

Me: “They’re busy right now.”

Customer: “They can get their fat a** off the window and come talk to me!”

I hung up on her. She called back repeatedly saying the same sort of thing. On the third or fourth call, I informed her:

Me: “Ma’am, if you keep being disrespectful to my employees, I’m going to keep hanging up on you.”

And I did exactly that. It was hilarious.

And the best part? I started declining her number instead of picking up the phone. She kept our phone ringing for forty-five minutes — maybe eighty or so calls.

You Burst Her Bubble (Tea)

, , , , , , , , | Right | February 7, 2023

I work for a bubble tea shop. Bubble tea is a flavoured milk or tea drink that usually comes with tapioca balls — the “bubbles” — and in our place, we add them by default unless asked to remove them or replace them with another item.

A customer I have just served comes up to me and slams her drink on the counter.

Customer: “What the f*** is this?! Your drink is rotten!”

Me: “What do you mean, ma’am? The milk is fresh, and the flavoring is powdered.”

Customer: “Your milk has curdled! It’s full of disgusting lumps!”

Me: “Those are tapioca balls, ma’am. They’re part of the drink.”

Customer: “They’re disgusting! I didn’t ask for this disgusting Asian s***!”

Me: *Trying to ignore the casual racism* “Ma’am, they’re a major part of the bubble tea experience, and they’re mentioned on the menu and when you order from us. If you like, I can remake your drink without the tapioca.”

Customer: “I want a refund and a free drink!”

Me: “You’re not getting a refund.”

Customer: “Why not?!”

Me: “The same reason you don’t get a refund in [Fast Food Chain] when you order a burger and you didn’t want the patty.”

Customer: “Well… that’s not fair! I don’t know all this Asian crap!”

Me: “Our menu is in English.”

Customer: “I’m going to write a bad review online about you!”

Me: “Woman complains that her bubble tea contains bubbles. Can’t wait to read it.”

She stormed out, minus her drink. No bad review ever appeared.

There Are Two Kinds Of Customers… But Still Only Five Nuggets

, , , | Right | February 6, 2023

I used to work at a popular fast food chain. During orientation, I was told that at some point, I would be asked, “How many nuggets are in the five-piece?”

Sure enough, it happened twice.

The first time:

Customer #1: “How many nuggets are in the five-piece?”

Me: “Can you repeat that question, please?”

Customer #1: “How many nuggets are in the five… piece… Oh.”

As she heard herself, she hung her head.

Customer #1: “I’m so sorry. I’m exhausted.”

Fair enough; we all have those days!

The second time:

Customer #2: “How many nuggets are in the five-piece?”

Me: “Can you repeat that question, please?”

Customer #2: *Loudly and angrily* “I said, how… many… nuggets… are… in… the… five-piece?!”

Should I have told him there were four pieces?

A Scam Sandwich

, , , | Right | February 1, 2023

Working as a cashier in a fast food restaurant, you come to discover scams that customers will try to pull on you for free food, such as ordering food, biting into it, and then coming back and complaining that it was the incorrect order — yet getting visibly disappointed when you throw the “incorrect” sandwich in the trash and say the correct item is on the way.

This attempted scam was an interesting one that could have possibly worked, except that I’m a stickler about charging for ANY food item leaving my station.

Customer: “I’ll take two fish sandwiches with [sides].”

I enter two fish sandwiches in my register; the order appears in the kitchen for the food prep staff to get started.

Me: “€9.50, please.”

Customer: “Huh? I said one fish sandwich!”

Me: *Caught off guard* “Wait a second. One or two?”

Customer: “One!”

Me: *Running to the kitchen* “Cancel on one of the fish sandwiches!” *To the customer* “Okay, that’s [new total].”

The customer pays, and I bring up his food to the counter.

Customer: “Where’s the other one?”

Me: “You said you wanted one fish sandwich!”

Customer: “I said two! Pay attention!”

Me: “Then that’s [extra amount]! *Running back to the kitchen* “Now he wants the other one! Don’t throw it away!”

I come back to the counter and ask for the money.

Customer: *Feigned anger* “Can I talk to the manager, please?”

I run back to the kitchen… where the manager himself is prepping food while our other prepping staff is on break.

Me: “Now he wants to talk to you!”

Our manager barges out of the kitchen with his face a burgundy red.

Manager: “I’m not in the mood for this. You’re picking the wrong day today!”

Customer: “I asked for—”

Manager: “YOU ARE PICKING THE WRONG DAY TODAY!”

The customer is standing there and looking as if he’s trying to figure out what card to play next.

Customer: “You know what? Give my money back!”

My manager immediately punches in his code on the register, refunds the customer, and points to the door.

Manager: “Goodbye! Next in line, please!”

That was when I learned that some customers figured out that prep staff begin making food as it’s ordered but will stash it aside to be discarded in the event of an error. It’s then up to the would-be scammer to employ a tactic to get the “error” sandwich free — a scamming manoeuvre the manager had clearly seen numerous times and was fed up with.

This Conversation Does Not Reach An Organic Conclusion

, , , , | Right | February 1, 2023

I’m working through my line at the fast food place where I work.

Me: “Hi, welcome to [Fast Food Place]. What would you like to order?”

I get one of those annoying customers who doesn’t even look at the menu until they’re being served, slowing down service while they um and ahh.

Me: “Would you like to try our new chicken sandwich? It’s quite popular right now.”

Customer: “What’s in it?”

I run through the ingredients.

Customer: “Is it locally sourced chicken?”

Me: “The chicken is from within the state.”

Customer: “Is it organic?”

Me: “I know that they’re free-range.”

Customer: “Are they frozen?”

Me: “They are frozen on their journey to our stores, yes.”

The customer considers this for a moment and then goes back to umming and ahhing over the menu.

Me: “Our classic burgers are also always a good choice.”

Customer: “Is it locally sourced beef?”

Me: *Shoulders sagging* “The beef comes from Texas.”

Customer: “Is it organic?”

Me: “I don’t know, sir.”

Customer: “And—”

Me: “Yes, they’re frozen, sir.”

Customer: “Hmm…”

He goes back to just staring at the menu. The customers behind him are getting visibly annoyed.

Me: “We also have a fish burger, sir.”

Customer: “Is it—”

Me: “It’s not locally sourced, not organic, and yes, it is frozen.”

Customer: “Hmm…”

Me: “Sir, would you let me serve the next customer while you decide?”

Customer: *Ignoring me* “So… I am a vegetarian. What would you recommend?”

Next Customer: “Are you f****** serious?!” *Joins another line*