Not Going To Make A Meal Out Of It
(My husband is working on-call late one night, and when he comes home I ask him how things are going.)
Husband: “This, apparently, is not the night to get fast food.”
Me: “Oh? What happened?”
Husband: “I went to [Burger Place] and ordered a number four. And you know, when you order a number that means it’s a meal right?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Husband: “All they gave me was the burger; they didn’t give me my drink or anything. But they only charged me for the burger so I didn’t make a fuss about it. A little later I was still hungry so I went to [Chain Taco Place] and ordered [Specialty Soda] with no ice.”
Me: “Please tell me they at least gave you [Specialty Soda].”
Husband: “Tea. Peach Tea. And they put ice in it.”