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Ordering A Number 2 At The Drive-Thru

, , , , , , , , | Right | May 23, 2023

I am cleaning up outside our fast food place. There is a long line of cars at the drive-thru. A woman gets out of her car with her little dog and lets it do its business right next to our outside seating area.

She locks eyes with me and then gets back in her car with her dog, leaving a steaming pile of doggie doo-doo right there without any attempt to put it in a sanitary bag and dispose of it in the special trash bin provided.

I grab a takeout paper bag used by our store and, using my special tools for just such occasions, I take her “leftovers” and place them in the bag.

She has just reached the drive-thru so her window is down. As she is ordering, I walk up to her car and hand over the bag.

Me: “Ma’am, you forgot this.”

Customer: “What is that?”

Me: “I believe you dropped it.”

The customer opens the bag and screams.

Customer: “You little c***! Get me your manager! I’m gonna get you fired!”

The manager comes over to the window and the customer complains.

Manager: “Ma’am, dog fouling carries a fine of $500. Would you like us to put it back where we found it and report your license plate to the police?”

The customer took the poop.

My manager told me not to do that again because what I did so close to customers and food was a big health no-no, but it was so worth it.


Not every bad drive-thru customer gets their comeuppance, but it’s amazing when it happens! Sadly, they’re not the only bad examples, as evidenced by these 13 MORE Crazy Stories About Drive-Thru Customers!

Raising H*** Over Chicken Fingers

, , , , , | Right | May 22, 2023

I work at a fast-food restaurant. The whole restaurant’s name is “[Company] Chicken Fingers”.

Me: “[Welcome slogan]! What can I get started for you today?”

Customer: “Can I get a hamburger with everything on it?”

Me: “I’m so sorry, but we don’t sell burgers here.”

Customer: “Yes, the h*** you do.”

Me: “No, I’m sorry, we don’t.”

Customer: “You’re a f****** [Burger Chain]! Yes, the h*** you do!”

Me: “No, this is [Company] Chicken Fingers.”

Customer: “Ugh, fine, whatever. Can I get a grilled chicken sandwich with tomato and mayo?!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t have grilled chicken, only fried. And we do not have tomatoes, just lettuce.”

Customer: “Are you f****** joking?! Ugh, fine. A fried chicken sandwich. But the filet.”

Me: “So, again… we’re [Company] Chicken Fingers… meaning we only do have chicken fingers. But we do have a sandwich that is really good.”

Customer: “You know what, b****?! F*** you. You don’t have anything I want. F****** incompetent b****.” *Drives off*

Me: “What the h***?!” *Turning to my manager* “How much do you wanna bet she’s gonna call corporate?”

Then, another customer pulls up to the speaker.

Customer #2: “Um, ma’am, I heard all that. Are you okay?”

Me: “Yes, I’m fine. You’d be surprised by the things I hear. Thank you for checking up on me. What can I get for you?”

The dumba** of a customer called corporate. And I was told all about it. It’s now a funny story to tell new crewmembers.

That Request Fell Flatta

, , , , | Right | May 21, 2023

I work at a burrito shop.

Customer: “Can I get one of those flattas?”

Me: “We… I don’t know what that is.”

Customer: “Yes, you do! It’s a flat thing with cheese.”

Me: “Oh! A quesadilla! Sure.”

Customer: “Uh, no, it’s called a flatta ’cause it’s flat!”

Me: “No, it’s a quesadilla because it has cheese in it.”

Customer: “Never mind. I’ll go somewhere where they know what I’m talking about.”

Me: “Ma’am, no one will ever know what you are talking about.”

The Fall Of The Write-Up King

, , , , , , , , | Working | CREDIT: Hyperquizzitist | May 19, 2023

About nine years ago, I worked at a food service job within a retail store. This job was absolutely horrible, as I got written up for anything and everything I did. If I took my breaks, I got a write-up. If I didn’t take my breaks, I got a write-up.

I called out once with a doctor’s note saying that I absolutely could not work, as my illness was highly contagious, and I got a write-up. This was my first time ever calling out, and I gave forty-eight hours of notice. The second and last time was for my grandma’s funeral, which I had requested off and was denied. I was written up then, too.

Any excuse my supervisor could find to write me up, he did. Being in high school at the time, I took this very personally and assumed that I had done something wrong. I worked there for two years, taking each write-up as a “learning opportunity”. However, I finally reached a point where I recognized that it wasn’t my fault, and the malicious compliance began.

In this job, there were add-ons, and these add-ons came with an upcharge. I had customers complain to me constantly about not wanting to be charged extra, but normally, they would just pay it and move on. One customer, however, refused to pay for the add-on but wanted it anyway. I pointed to the sign that said that it would cost extra and tried my best to politely explain to her that I couldn’t give it to her without charging her. She demanded to speak to my manager.

I happily called the manager over, as at that time the leader was also my area supervisor — each day there was an overall leader which would cycle, but each department had its own supervisor as well. [Manager] was employed through the retail store specifically. Regardless, I thought that surely [Manager] would have my back, as he knew the most about the rules that I had to follow. I was very, very wrong.

After listening to the customer, [Manager] proceeded to yell at me in front of her.

Manager: “The customer is always right, and you are not paid to argue with her. Give her what she wants, and do not charge her for any of it!”

He also informed her that I would be written up for this, and I was.

From that moment on, whenever a customer complained about having to pay for an add-on, I didn’t charge them for it. If they demanded their items for free, stating that they didn’t like them or had a bad experience in the past, I gave them to them for free. After all, the customer said that they shouldn’t have to pay for them, so who was I to argue?

Of course, he meant that I shouldn’t “argue” to the point of the manager being called, but he didn’t specify, and I didn’t want to be written up for it again, nor did I care to follow a “do as I mean, not as I say” policy anymore. It didn’t take long for the people who worked in the actual retail store to learn that they could also get add-ons for free if they complained about it, as at the time that they were ordering, they were technically customers. Since each add-on cost between sixty cents and a dollar, and most customers wanted more than one add-on, the company was losing an average of two to three dollars per transaction on the add-ons alone, not even considering the customers who got their entire orders for free.

Of course, two to three dollars doesn’t seem like much, but it was enough to catch the attention of my district supervisor. [District Supervisor] was employed by the food service company, and her job was to oversee the branches that were inside retail stores. [District Supervisor] was very nice and respected the employees who worked with her company, regardless of if they weren’t employed directly by her company, as was my case.

She first asked [Manager] why our location appeared to be less profitable than other locations and less profitable than it had been a few months previously. He tried to pin it on me, saying that I was stealing from the company by giving my friends and coworkers free items.

[District Supervisor], understanding how serious an accusation that was, insisted on speaking with me alone. I expected to be fired, but she instead asked me why profits had gone down. I explained to her what [Manager] had told me about the customer always being right, and how I had gotten written up and didn’t want to be written up again, so I followed his instructions word for word. For the first time since starting this job, someone took my side! She agreed that not charging for those add-ons would explain the loss she was seeing and that how [Manager] handled the situation was unprofessional and entirely against policy.

Having [Manager] accuse me of stealing to protect himself was my last straw, and I put in my two weeks’ notice that same day. Our human resources representative had apparently taken notice of how [Manager] was treating me, as her exact words were, “It’s about time; I’m glad you’re finally standing up for yourself.” With my consent, she altered some of the dates to make my end date a week earlier than it should have been since the schedule had not been written yet. To this day, I think of her as my guardian angel.

Shortly after my last shift, I was informed by my friends that [Manager] no longer worked there, either. [District Supervisor] was so upset with him that she called his supervisor and launched an investigation into his behavior. As it turns out, I was not the only one he would write up without a legitimate reason. They were also incredibly upset that he directly caused an unnecessary loss in profits. He could not blame me for it, as it was his words, and many people corroborated that he had said the same to them at one point or another. I was just the first to maliciously comply with his request, thus bringing his behavior to the attention of someone in a higher position than him. He was fired, effective immediately.

Not Thirsty To Work, Apparently

, , , , , , | Working | May 15, 2023

We have someone scheduled to come in the afternoon for a job interview. It’s been more than an hour since the appointed time and he has yet to show up or call. The manager assumes he won’t be appearing at this point and proceeds to leave the restaurant so she can make a weekly trip to the bank.

While she is gone, a man we recognize as the potential new hire enters the building, now ninety minutes later than expected. My coworker greets him at the counter.

Applicant: “Hi, I’m [Applicant]. I’m supposed to be here for a job interview.”

[Coworker] hands him a complimentary drink cup.

Coworker: “Hi there. Just to let you know, our boss isn’t in at the moment; she had to make a drive to the bank. She should be back any minute now if you want to have a drink on us and take a seat. I’ll let her know you’re waiting as soon as she gets back.”

Applicant: “Okay, thank you.”

He filled his cup and then immediately went out the door. Guess he needed the pop more than the job?