(I’m a customer in this story. I walk into the restaurant, a semi-fast food Middle Eastern place. There’s another man, shorter and maybe in his mid-50s, ordering. The single employee is making him a salad. Also note that it’s two-for-five-dollar falafel wrap day.)
Man: “Y’know what? I’ve decided that I’ll have a falafel wrap instead.”
(The employee is already halfway through making him a salad.)
Employee: *reluctantly scraps salad and starts making a wrap*
Man: “I want chickpeas on it, and — wait, where are those chickpeas grown?”
Employee: “Well, we’re sourced by other companies. I’m not entirely sure where the individual ingredients come from.”
Man: “Hmm, okay. What about that lettuce? There’s a bit of discoloration in that! How do I know that’s safe? I won’t pay full price for lettuce of that quality!”
(This all goes on for about fifteen minutes, asking detailed and accusing questions about each and every ingredient. After he finally finishes…)
Man: “And I also want red onions.”
Employee: “Um, sir, we don’t sell red onions.”
Man: “Sure you do! I saw them at your other location just last week!”
Employee: “Are you sure they were real?” *gestures towards the decorative basket of plastic veggies on the counter*
Man: “Yes, I’m sure! I saw them at your other location just last week! Give me my onions!”
(This goes back and forth a few more times. Finally, the man gives in.)
Employee: “And your total is $5.65.”
Man: “What?! That is way too much! Your sign says right up there that falafel wraps are half price on Tuesdays!”
Employee: “No, what that means is that you can get two for the price of one today. You could get another for free though.”
Man: “It’s all the same anyway! You get the ingredients dirt cheap. So just—”
(And then, instant karma strikes! The man quickly looked over to the other side of the street where his car was getting a ticket. Of course this guy wouldn’t even pay for parking!)
Man: “S***!
(He runs across the busy road to try to stop the ticket, almost getting hit by a car in the process, but ultimately failing to reach the officer in time. While he’s out there complaining to the officer, the employee and I both just start to laugh at this guy.)
Employee: “You know what? The thing is that normally people are in here for two or three minutes, so even if they don’t pay for parking, they don’t usually get caught. If they’re about to, I’ll warn them. But not this guy. That officer was there for a good thirty seconds before he noticed her.”
(The ending to all of this? The man didn’t even come back to get his wrap! So instead of an extra $2.50, he had to cough up anywhere between $30 and $300!)