Return Of The Returner: The Receipt Of Power
A customer orders a cheeseburger meal, sits down, eats half of it, and then comes back to the counter.
Customer: “I need to refund this.”
Me: “What is wrong with it?”
Customer: “Oh, nothing. I enjoyed the meal, but now I need to return it.”
Me: “If you enjoyed it, then why do you need to return it?”
Customer: “I should be able to return things if I have the receipt!”
Me: “You can’t return half-eaten meals if there’s nothing wrong with them.”
Customer: “But I have the receipt!”
Me: “That’s not how it works.”
Customer: “Fine, I’ll just go to Walmart. They have better deals anyway.”
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Return Of The Returner: They Want The Earth
Return Of The Returner: Lines Of Anger
Return Of The Returner: Mysteries From The Past
Return Of The Returner: The Buyback