Grab Some Popcorn, Because This Customer Takedown Is Good!
A bunch of teens are buying concessions.
Teen #1: *Politely.* “Excuse me, miss. What’s in your popcorn?”
Before I can answer the other teens verbally pounce on him.
Teen #2: “Oh my god, how can you be so dumb!”
Teen #3: “It’s corn, you idiot!”
Me: “Well, yes, corn.”
Teen #2: “Ha! Told you!”
Me: “And sunflower oil…”
Teen #2: “Wait, what?”
Me: “…butter…”
Teen #2: “Wait, stop.”
Me: “…salt…”
Teen #2: “Stop! It’s just corn!”
Me: “…yellow artificial colors number five, which is called Tartrazine according to this list…”
The original teen, vindicated, turns back to me.
Teen #1: *Politely.* “Thank you, I’m not allergic to any of those. A large bucket, please!”
Me: “Of course! I’ll upgrade you to the refill bucket on the house for being so polite!”
Teen #2: “Can I get one too?”
I charged that little f***er full price.