My manager is called Thomas. A customer strolls in, looks at the menu for a moment, and then approaches me.
Customer: “I’m the manager’s brother, and he said I could get a free meal.”
I am relatively new, so this could be the manager’s brother, but I also remember from training that we’re not allowed to give out free food to relatives.
Me: “Which manager is that, sir?”
Customer: “You’re new, so you probably don’t know him. He’s here all the time.”
So, this guy knows that I am new? Maybe he’s a regular, or he knows this is a scam and he’s hoping I’m too new to question him.
Me: “What is the manager’s name, sir?”
Customer: *Hesitating, looking around, seeing no managers* “Thomas.”
Me: “Oh! You’re in luck! Thomas is out the back. One moment!”
Customer: “No, wait. Don’t bother him—”
Too late; I have quickly run to the back to call Thomas, letting him know that his “brother” is here to see him. Thomas walks out, sees the guy, and immediately knows what’s up.
Manager: “Sir, if you’re able to tell me my full name, including both my middle names, then I will let you walk out of here with as much food as you want, for free.”
Customer: “You’re Thomas… Edison?”
Manager: “Goodbye, sir.”
The customer curses and storms out.
Me: “That was hilarious.”
Manager: “It happens more often than you think. Although no one has turned out to be my long-lost brother yet, so… goals.”