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We’re Shocked This Guy Passed His Driving Test

, , , | Right | April 23, 2021

At the fast food place where I work, we are holding a game similar to Monopoly where if you collect all game pieces on a cup, you can win a prize. These pieces are rare! Most say, “Sorry, please try again,” or, “Congrats, this is piece 3 of 5 for your new Corvette!”

A customer gets one such piece and thinks it means he won automatically.

Customer:I won! I won!

Me: “Sir, you have to collect all five pieces to win the prize.”

Customer: *Screaming*  “I want my car! Now! Look, it says here on the piece ‘Congratulations!’ That means I won something! When can I come pick up my car?”

Some Kind Of Communication Breakdown

, , , , | Working | April 23, 2021

I pull up to the speaker box in a drive-thru and am greeted by thirty seconds of silence. Finally:

Employee #1: “Hold on a moment, please.”

Another minute of silence.

Employee #1: “Okay, place your order when you’re ready.”

Me: “I’d like [item #1], [item #2], and a diet [soda].”

Another minute of silence.

Employee #1: “Sorry, my headset was broken. Please place your order.”

Me: “Okay, [item #1], [item #2], and a diet [soda], please.”

Employee #1: “That was [item #1]. Will that be all?”

Me: “No, I’d also like [item #2] and a diet [soda].”

Employee #1: “Okay, that will be [price for item #1]. Please pull forward.”

Figuring it will be easier to correct them at the window, I pull forward.

Employee #1: “All right, that’s [price].”

Me: “No, I also wanted [item #2] and a diet [soda].”

Employee #1: *Sighs* “Okay, [item #2] and [soda].”

She rings them in and turns to [Employee #2].

Employee #1: “Can you get [soda]?”

Me: “Diet. That’s diet [soda].”

Employee #1: “Okay, sure.”

[Employee #1] hands over the food and walks away.

Employee #2: “Here you go, one [soda].”

Me: “That’s diet, right? I wasn’t sure she heard me.”

Employee #2: “Yeah.”

They walked away. It turned out not to matter if it was diet or not because after I pulled away I realized they’d forgotten a straw and I couldn’t even drink it!

Such Helpful. Very Information. Wow.

, , , , | Working | April 22, 2021

Me: “Can you please tell me the difference between [menu item #1] and [menu item #2]?”

Cashier: “The ingredients.”

Full stop.

Me: “…”

There’s Nothing They’d Like More Than Distance From You!

, , , , , | Right | April 20, 2021

I work at a fast food restaurant. My coworker is taking orders outside. She approaches a car to take his order. Note that masks and social distancing are required at our restaurant and are followed appropriately.

Coworker: “What can I get for you today, sir?”

Customer: “I NEED YOU TO STEP BACK.”

My coworker steps back a little to give him some space.

Customer: “THAT’S NOT SIX FEET!”

She steps back as far as possible, apologizing to him.

Coworker: “I’m sorry sir, how can I help you?”

Customer: “YOU ARE STILL TOO CLOSE. You are DISRESPECTING all the DEAD PEOPLE! Stay away!”

My coworker starts to tear up after being yelled at, and having no other options, she completes his order and he drives to the window. At the window, the customer yells at the employee there.

Customer: “Where is my receipt? I NEED my receipt!”

The employee at the window tries to hand him the receipt when the customer suddenly shouts to STAY BACK. The employee can’t physically hand him the receipt without leaning forward. She decides to put his receipt in the bag and hands him his food on a tray.

Customer: “I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!”

One of my managers, who is really tough and doesn’t take people’s crap, comes to the window. She’s already heard what’s going on.

Manager: “Sir, I need you to calm down. We are following the proper protocols and are staying six feet apart. We wear masks and sanitize properly.”

Customer: “WELL, YOUR EMPLOYEE HATES DEAD PEOPLE! People are DYING because she gets too close! I don’t even want to come back here!”

Manager: “Okay, sir, I need you to leave the drive-thru. You are upsetting my employees.”

He continues to yell about being a “paying customer” and how he deserves “special treatment.”

Manager: “If you don’t leave now, I will take your food back and refund your money! I need you to leave!”

Customer: “DON’T DISRESPECT DEAD PEOPLE!”

He finally drives off. My manager checks on my employee that took his order. She is crying and terribly upset.

Manager: “You didn’t do anything wrong. You were being safe. Take ten minutes to calm down; you will be okay.”

Don’t be rude to fast food workers! We are doing our best to serve you during a crazy time.

Turning The Stupid Up To Eleven, Part 2

, , , | Right | April 20, 2021

Customer: “I want a number eleven.”

Me: “I’m sorry, miss, but we don’t have a number eleven; we only have six combos. Could you tell me what meal you’re trying to order?”

Customer: *Scoffs* “It’s a number eleven!”

Me: *Gesturing up at our menu board* “There is no number eleven on our menu, sorry.”

Customer: “Ugh! [Rival Company] understands what I want when I say number eleven. Why don’t you?!”

I pause after that bit of stupid concussed me.

Me: “Ma’am, [Rival Company] is a different restaurant with an entirely different menu.”

Customer: “Ugh! Forget it!” *Storms out*

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