Mildly Swears It Wasn’t Him
(My cousin’s husband swears like a sailor, but he’s been trying to tone it down since his daughter was born.)
Daughter: *drops cookie* “D*** it!”
(Everyone turns to look at my cousin’s husband and his wife glares.)
Cousin’s Husband: “It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!”
His Mom: “You’re right. That was too tame for [Cousin’s Husband].”
Cousin’s Husband: “THANK YOU… Hey, wait a minute…”