Shut Down Your Brain

, , , , , | Romantic | June 11, 2017

(I’m on a Skype phone call on my laptop with my ex-boyfriend. He just got done helping me finish a character for a Dungeons and Dragons game I’m trying to make. I start to talk about something when the Skype call drops and a second later my phone rings.)

Me: “Hello?”

Ex: “So, I am not a smart man.”

Me: “What happened?”

Ex: “Since we were done with your character and your voice was coming through my headphones I shut down my computer, which in turn ended the Skype call.”

Me: *cracking up for the next five minutes*

Weekly Roundup: Vexing Exes

, | Not Always Romantic | Romantic | June 24, 2012

Vexing Exes: This week, we share five stories of exes that really vex us! PS–submit your own Ex story!

  1. Hell Hath No Fury Like An Ex Scorned:
    A couple finds love in hell–for their exes, at least!
  2. Best Course To Jest Of Divorce:
    This ex-husband gets put in his place by the mother of his children.
  3. Vexed By The Ex’s Pecks:
    Why you should never jump to conclusions about your boyfriend’s ex!
  4. Looking For The Constellation Cans Major:
    Bad: your boyfriend: Worse: Your ex. Worst: Your boyfriend ganging up with your ex.
  5. Telling Your Ex-Husband Straight:
    News Flash: your ex-wife kissed a girl and she liked it!

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