Unfiltered Story #123789

, , , | Unfiltered | October 23, 2018

(My friend was telling me this story on the bus. It’s right before a major day at our school program where we have to do a lot of talking and he has strep throat. So while he’s buying a waterbottle, he’s trying to find his debit card)

Friend: I can’t find my card, what the fffff…

(He notices a mother and her three year old child as he starts the first syllable, and he tries to censor himself.)

Child: F*************k!

(The mother looks down in shock)

Mother: [Son]! You’re going to get your mouth washed out for this!

Friend: I am sorry ma’am, I won’t swear around children again.

Mother: It’s fine.. This isn’t the first time this has happened.

Leaves Mushroom For Error

, , , , | Right | September 23, 2017

Me: “Thank you for calling [Pizza Place], how may I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I just came into your store and picked up my pizza, and there were no mushrooms on it! Can you help me?”

Me: “Whoops! Sorry about that. Let me go ahead and take a look at your order and see what I can do. May I have your name, please?”

(She gives me her name and I look up her order. She placed her order online and therefore did not speak with any employee about it. The order was for a specialty cheese pizza without any extra toppings whatsoever.)

Me: “Hmm, it looks like you placed your order online without mushrooms, ma’am. Luckily—”

Customer: *interrupting* “What? Well, if that’s how you treat your customers, then I’m never ordering pizza from here again!” *hangs up*

(How she thought we were psychically supposed to know she wanted mushrooms on her pizza is beyond me. I was going to mention that at least she wasn’t charged for any extra toppings, but oh well!)

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Posting A New Romance Update

, , , , | Romantic | June 5, 2017

Boyfriend: *whispering in my ear* “I love you with all of my heart.”

Me: “I love you with all of my heart, too.”

Boyfriend: “You know why I whispered it?”

Me: “No, why?”

Boyfriend: “Because I wanted to tell the whole world and you’re my world.”

Me: *playfully hits him in the arm* “You’re so sappy, it’s sweet.”

Boyfriend: *ruining the moment* “I found it on Facebook.”

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