My friend sets me up on a blind date with a friend of hers. She describes her as a good match for me so I agree to go.
On the date, the girl is distant. When she actually speaks, she is very disagreeable, announcing her opinion rather than making a discussion. We end the date with general pleasantries, and I pay and leave with no mention of going any further.
I don’t see my friend for a few days, but when I do, the first thing she wants to know is:
Friend: “How did it go?”
Me: “She seemed nice, but no spark.”
Friend: “Really? She was saying that she had an amazing time and hopes to see you again.”
Me: “She spent our whole date on her phone and wouldn’t make any conversation, at all.”
Friend: “She can be shy at times, but she really seemed to like you. She has struggled to find a guy she gets on with. Give her another chance.”
Me: “Yeah, I’m not sure.”
Friend: “Come on! She has even picked out a restaurant. I might have mentioned that you have been wanting to go to [Steakhouse] for ages.”
Me: “Well, that is true.”
Friend: “Great! I will tell her you’re free.”
I’m not sure if I agree because I want to go, because I want steak, or because my friend pushes me into it. But a week or so later, I meet the girl again at the steakhouse.
Again, she spends pretty much the whole date on her phone or eating in silence. I make conversation where I can and ask about her hobbies, holidays, and ambitions, but I get one- or two-word replies, and she doesn’t ask anything of me.
She only seems to smile when she drinks her champagne.
Fed up, I eat my meal and go to the bar to order drinks.
Me: “Can I pay for my meal here?”
Bartender: “Sure, that one over there?”
Me: “Yeah, but can I just pay for my half?”
Bartender: “Bad date?”
Me: “You have no idea. I will let her know.”
Bartender: “Probably best if you let us handle it. She has been in here before. She often throws her drink at the guy; sometimes it’s still in the glass. Back door is that way.”
I thanked him and disappeared. My friend swore she didn’t know when she set me up. But I still haven’t been on a blind date since.
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