Wish He Would Have LEFT A Long Time Ago
A delivery driver comes to our office front door, looking for a nearby company with a similar name to ours. I answer his knock.
Me: “The roads here are a bit of a spider’s web, but if you take the first left and turn right immediately, their office will be straight in front of you.”
Driver: “There’s no road to turn right onto.”
Me: “You need to turn left and then immediately turn right.”
Driver: “I can’t turn right; there’s no road.”
Me: “I get that. You need to turn left and then right immediately after.”
Driver: “There’s no right to take.”
Me: “Because you need to turn left. After you’ve turned left, you can then turn right.”
Driver: “There’s no right there. Can you get someone else to help who knows what they’re talking about?”
Me: “You need to turn left, mate. Left. Turn left.”
Driver: “I CANNOT TURN RI— Oh, you meant left? Why didn’t you say so?”
Me: “I did. You need to turn left and then turn right.”
Driver: “Why didn’t you say that to start with, you [slur for a foolish person]?”
Me: “I’m done here. Good luck, and also f*** off, pal.”
I slammed the door. To heck with him!