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They Don’t Have Bags Of Reasons  

, , , , | Working | February 9, 2020

(Once or twice a week, I ride my bike to our local convenience store for munchie foods, like drinks and chips and chocolate. I’m in my mid-30s and baby-faced, but still definitely NOT a teenager. I also carry a black backpack whenever I’m riding to put any purchases in. In the past month, 50% of my visits to the store have been met with loud accusations — loud enough that every time all other customers turn and glare at me — from the teenage staff members. Incident #1: I buy some drinks and have a drink in my backpack that I bought elsewhere; this store sells a frozen version of the drink, but not a non-frozen version, and the drink I have is warm.)

Staff: “Did you forget to pay for that drink?”

Me: “No, mate, I got this across the road. You don’t sell this drink.”

Staff: “I’m pretty sure we do.”

Me: “No, mate, you sell the frozen version, not the warm.”

Staff: “No, I’m sure we sell that drink.”

Me: *now walking away* “No, go check your shelves. You do not sell this drink.”

(Incident #2: I walk into the store, my helmet attached to my backpack, like I always do. The registers are at the front but away from the entrance.)

Staff: *mid-serving another customer and yelling* “Oi! You need to leave your bag at the front!”

Me: “Pardon?”

Staff: “You need to leave your bag at the front there!”

Customer:Yeah! Leave your bag!”

Me: “Ah… no one has asked me to do that before.”

Staff: “Well, if you don’t, you have to present your bag when you leave.”

Me: “Yeah, that’s fine. I’m not leaving my bag here; I’m not some school kid and I have personal stuff in my bag.”

(I got my food and went to check out; the same staff member was there. She did not ask to check my bag, but I happily showed it to her. I checked their policy on the way out; nowhere does it state you have to leave your bag at the front, just that they can request to see your bag.)

The Prize Money Is Only For Those Who Can Prove They Don’t Need It

, , , , , , , | Working | February 7, 2020

(A while back, I went to an event in my city, and with admission to that event, I got a free raffle ticket to use at the booth of my choice. I entered a drawing for a $250 gift card and a three-night resort vacation. I’m used to never winning anything, so I basically forgot about it after that day. That was in late June; it is now early December. I get a letter from the company claiming they’ve tried to reach me by telephone and to call them back to arrange picking up my prizes, so I call that evening after work.)

Employee #1: “I just wanted to congratulate you again on winning! Now, in addition to that gift card, you’ve also won a three-night stay at one of our resorts, [Resort #1] or [Resort #2]. Have you been to either of those before?”

Me: “I have not. Can you tell me a little about them?”

(The employee gives a very long, detailed explanation of both resorts, one of which sounds great for my kids.)

Employee #1: “Do you know which one you’d be more interested in?”

Me: “The second one sounds great!”

Employee #1: “Great choice. I just have to ask you a few more questions. What is your household size?”

Me: “Three.”

Employee #1: “All right, and are you married, unmarried, separated, or engaged?”

Me: “Single.”

Employee #1: “Okay, and is your total annual income over [amount that is fairly modest, but more than what I make currently]?”

Me: “It is not.”

Employee #1: “I’m sorry, but you are not eligible to claim this prize.”

Me: “What? I have to have a certain income to claim a prize I’ve already been selected for? That makes no sense.”

Employee #1: “Yes, part of this vacation is that we require you to attend a short seminar about our time-share options. While a purchase is not necessary, we do require that you have enough income to purchase a time-share in order to attend.”

Me: “You could have saved me a lot of time if you’d started off with that.”

Employee #1: *cheerily, as though this is a great consolation prize* “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but I can keep you on our mailing list in case we have any events with a lower income requirement, though!”

Me: “No. Do not contact me.”

(The employee starts to say something, but I’m so annoyed about the twenty minutes that I wasted on this call, his cheerful attitude about baiting and switching me, and — oh, yeah — apparently being too poor to even WIN a vacation, I just hang up on him without bothering to ask if I’m still wealthy enough to get the $250 gift card. The next day, when my temper has cooled off, I call back; a tiny part of me hopes that the guy told me the wrong information, but mostly I just want to see if there’s anyone in this company who is actually capable of expressing empathy before I go stirring the pot online. I get a different employee this time.)

Me: “Hi. I called yesterday about a prize I had won, and I just want to be extra sure I have the correct information. Can you help me out?”

Employee #2: “Sure, how can I help?”

Me: “I see on the letter here that all terms and conditions still apply, but it has been around six months and I was never given an actual copy, so I can’t say I remember what those terms are. Can you email that to me?”

Employee #2: “I can do that for you. Did you have other questions today?”

Me: “Yes. So, when I take this vacation, I have to attend a seminar about time-shares, correct?”

Employee #2: “That is correct.”

Me: “Am I obligated to purchase a time-share that day?”

Employee #2: “No, absolutely not!”

Me: “Am I obligated to purchase down the road?”

Employee #2: “No, it really is no obligation!”

Me: “So, I just have to listen to this seminar, I don’t have to purchase anything that day, and I won’t be penalized for not purchasing anything later on? I can really just listen to your presentation and then never be forced to look at or think about this ever again?”

Employee #2: “Well, if you decide it’s not for you, that’s fine, but I think you will be very interested in this program!”

Me: “Perhaps… I’m not looking to purchase immediately, but I have been researching different vacation time-share companies.”

Employee #2: “Oh, perfect! You will find we offer better rewards than many other companies!”

Me: “That’s great! The problem is, though, the employee I spoke to yesterday said I need to make over [amount] per year to attend the seminar.”

Employee #2: “Yes, we do require that guests who attend our seminars have the means to actually purchase a time-share.”

Me: “But you said there was no requirement to purchase?”

Employee #2: “There is no requirement, yes.”

Me: “So, someone with no intentions of ever purchasing a time-share can attend the seminar and then enjoy their free vacation, as long as their income is over [amount]?”

Employee #2: “Well… yes…”

Me: “But someone who does have an interest in time-shares, but doesn’t have the income right this second, is not allowed to attend the seminar and therefore not eligible to take the vacation they entered to win?”

Employee #2: “…”

Me: “Do you see why this may not be a great way to get business?”

Employee #2: “Ma’am, I’m very sorry, but those are the terms and conditions that go along with this offer. I cannot make any exception.”

Me: “Gotcha. Thanks anyway.”

(Of course, I have no intention of owning a timeshare at all, especially not with a company I’d never heard of before. But at least now I know to avoid hotels that are associated with this company. Yes, I did forget to ask about the gift card. And no, I did not receive my copy of the terms and conditions… probably because there was no income requirement mentioned at time of entry. Lucky me; it was the first time in my life I’ve ever won anything worth more than $20, and I couldn’t actually have it.)

Will Remain The Apple Of Someone Else’s Eye

, , , , | Working | February 7, 2020

(I pull up to a popular coffee shop drive-thru. It’s rainy and kind of cold outside, so I want something warm to start my day.)

Employee: “Hi. Welcome to [Coffee Shop]. What can I get started for you?”

Me: “Hi. Can I get a venti caramel apple cider, please?”

Employee: “Okay. And you said green tea, right?”

Me: “No, I said caramel apple cider.”

Employee: “Okay, we’ll have that at the next window for you.”

(I got green tea. They don’t even sound the same.)

Wrong Place, Wrong Relationship

, , , , , | Working | February 6, 2020

(I live in the US, but my dad lives in the UK. Even though we’re usually an ocean apart, we’re still very close, and he does his best to visit. On one trip, he comes with me to the store. We’re checking out, and he’s helping me unload the cart.)

Cashier: “Did you find everything all right?”

Dad: “Yes, thank you!”

Cashier: “Oh, I love your accent! Where are you from?”

Dad: “Oh, I’m visiting her from the United Kingdom.”

Cashier: “Wow! That’s over by Canada, right?”

Dad: “No? It’s over in Europe.”

Cashier: “Oh, well. I was never good with maps. How long have you been a couple?”

(I try not to lose it at this point. My dad gives me a look, making it harder not to laugh.)

Dad: “That’s actually my daughter.”

(At least the cashier stopped asking questions after that.)

Has Friendly Twenty-Twenty Vision  

, , , , , | Working | February 6, 2020

(I am on holiday with two of my friends. Two of us are the same age and of similar height and build; the third is three years older than us and a bit taller than we are. We head to the hotel restaurant one morning.)

Older Friend: “Just three for breakfast, please.”

Cashier: *looking at the three of us and clearly taking the older friend to be our mother* “How old are the girls?”

Me: *annoyed because we’re probably older than the cashier* “Twenty!”

Cashier: “…”

(The thing is, I checked their menu options and they didn’t seem to have a children’s menu, so to this day I don’t understand why she even asked. Maybe we looked cute?)