All Talk And No Talking
(In grade four, my teacher hates me. He leaves us in a line outside our class door to get some photocopies.)
Class: *making a bunch of noise in the hallway*
Me: “You guys should really quiet down. At this point all of the second floor will complain about us.”
Class: *still making noise*
(I say that they should be quiet many times. As a failed effort I sit down against the wall waiting for the teacher to come back. When he comes back he complains about us being noisy and gives us a lecture in class.)
Teacher: “Do you little kids even KNOW how EMBARRASSING that was?! To you AND TO ME?! You guys are old enough to keep your mouths shut! I bet [My Name] was talking the most, too.”
(I am about to my end’s wit. I am horribly mad so I get out of my seat.)
Me: “I actually told everybody to stop talking or else this would happen! I only told them to be quiet! Other than that no words came out of my mouth!”
Teacher: “Oh really? Raise your hand if you heard [My Name] talk?”
(A classmate raises his hand. Keep in mind we are not friends.)
Teacher: *shoots me a glare* “And what did [My Name] say?”
Classmate: “[My Name] said that we shouldn’t talk or else we would get in trouble.”
Me: *shoots glare back at teacher and smirks*
(At this point he blushes and doesn’t know what to say.)
Teacher: “J-just go back to your seat.”