(I was a very precocious child, and both my father and grandfather liked to take advantage of that and “use” me to shock people. Because of the year I happened to start kindergarten, my grandfather got an idea in his head of the book I should read the week beforehand…)
Teacher: *first day of school* “Can you read yet, dear?”
Me: “Yup, since I was two!”
Teacher: “Okaaay… Well, what’s the last book you read by yourself?”
Me: “1984.”
Teacher: *puzzled* “You mean a calendar for this year?”
Me: “No, a regular book. It made me really glad I don’t have a brother, especially a big brother.”
Teacher: *eyes bug out* “Hang on just a moment.”
(She stuck her head through the connecting door to the next classroom, asked the other kindergarten teacher to keep an ear on us, and left the room. When she came back a few minutes later:)
Teacher: “Okay, come with me. You’re going to third grade.”
(So I spent half my time with the third grade and half with the other kindergartners. For the record, I didn’t REALLY understand 1984 as a five-year-old – but the third grade classroom had WAY better books in it, so I was a happy bunny.)