Some People Should Pass A Battery Of Tests Before Being Let Out Into Public
A customer marches up to me looking angry, carrying a remote control for a TV that we sell.
Customer: “The remote you sold me doesn’t work!”
Me: “Did you install the batteries correctly?”
Customer: “Of course! I’m not an idiot!”
Me: “May I see?”
The remote takes two AAA batteries, but somehow — and to this day I’m not entirely sure how — the customer has managed to wedge in a single AA battery diagonally. During the attempt, he’s damaged the remote and it’s clearly bulging at the bottom.
Me: “Sir, I…”
Customer: “And another thing! Why do they design these things to make it so bloody hard to put the battery in?! This is the third time this has happened!”
Me: “Wait, this is always how you’ve always installed batteries into the remote?”
Customer: “Yes, why?”
I explained. He disagreed. He called me an idiot and left. I guess it’s going to happen a fourth time…