This story takes place some years back before digital started to really take over how people get their video games and physical media was still very much in high demand. I’m an avid PC gamer.
I work near a well-known chain of tech stores, and maybe once a week, I just take a few minutes to head over to the store and peruse the aisle of PC games while I am on my lunch break. It is a nice break from dealing with customers on the phone at my work all day, every day.
One day, I have twenty minutes to kill before I have to leave to get back to work in time, so I do my usual and wander through the PC games. I happen to find a couple that I’ve wanted for a while that have been priced down from their initial release price. I pick them up, and since I have a bit of time left, I wander through the pre-built PC section just to see what kind of hardware some of these overpriced pre-built computers have in them.
Most pre-built systems at these stores aren’t really geared toward gaming, but a couple of models have okay graphic cards in them, and I’m always interested in looking. Most systems are dual-cores and one has a fancier quad-core — Q6600, if anyone remembers this bad boy back in the day. It’s not that I need one of these systems, but I just like to check out the hardware.
Nearby, a salesman is trying to sell to a customer, and I’m just kind of listening to what he’s pulling out of his rear as they walk and talk through the computer section.
Customer: “I’m looking for a good computer that’s fast. I need it to do fast emails for my work. I do a lot of work using Office.”
Salesman: “This computer here has a four-core processor, so it does work faster than that dual-core I was showing you.”
Customer: “Oh. That’s very good, then! I see it says four cores at 2.4 G-H-Zs. Is that good?”
I’m not listening too much, just catching bits and pieces here and there, until the salesman tells the customer this doozy of a line as they happen to stop right behind me.
Salesman: “That means you have four cores that add up to 9.6 gigahertz! That makes this computer so much faster than that two-core one that only reaches around 4.5 gigahertz!”
I start laughing out loud. This takes the salesman and the customer by surprise, and they turn their attention to me. I address the customer.
Me: “That’s not how it works. If I were you, I wouldn’t listen to a thing this guy has to say, and I’d save myself a lot of money by not buying here. Do yourself a favor and go to [Other Chain] instead; they know what they’re talking about.”
I glanced at the salesman “computer geek” guy, shook my head, laughed again, and made my way to the checkout counter.
During this trip, not only did I find a couple of games I wanted, but I also got a good laugh from a clueless employee trying to BS a potential customer.