Cash Back Attack, Part 19
I walk into a tiny convenience store. It has only one self-checkout machine, and I almost laugh at what I see as I pass it.
Hanging above the machine, from the ceiling, is a huge sign saying: “NO CASH! THIS MACHINE DOES NOT ACCEPT CASH!” There is a slightly smaller version of the same sign stuck to the top of the screen in a laminated sheet. There are also more signs saying the same thing next to the scales, on the wall behind the machine, next to the card machine, and somehow even in front of the “impulse purchase” section where customers can grab last-minute candies or gum. (The decision to put a sign there must be costing them a few sales.)
The cashier notices me reading all the signs.
Cashier: “Trust me, they’re necessary.”
Me: “I’ve worked retail; I believe you.”
He smiles at me and shows me that he is writing up yet another sign right that moment at the counter! We share a laugh, and I go to pick up my few items.
As I am returning to the checkout, I hear a woman arguing with the cashier.
Customer: “What do you mean, no cash?!”
Cashier: “Ma’am, we’ve been through this. No cash at self-checkout. There are literally signs all over it saying the same thing.”
Customer: “This is so inconvenient! How am I supposed to know those signs are for me?!”
Cashier: “What’s your name?”
Customer: “Carol.”
The cashier finishes making the sign he was working on as I was walking in.
Sign: “NO CASH, CAROL! THIS MACHINE DOES NOT ACCEPT CASH, CAROL!”
He places the sign literally on the screen, covering an almost comically large part of it, and points at it.
Customer: *F*** you!” *Storms out*
I approach the self-checkout.
Me: “Does this thing do cashback?”
Cashier: “Noooooo.”
Related:
Cash Back Attack, Part 18
Cash Back Attack, Part 17
Cash Back Attack, Part 16
Cash Back Attack, Part 15
Cash Back Attack, Part 14