(A customer comes in to get a replacement debit card. Lost cards attract a replacement fee, but for stolen cards, the fee is waived.)
Customer: “I need to cancel my debit card and get a new one.”
Me: “No problem. Was it lost or stolen?”
Customer: *looks a bit confused* “I’ve only just noticed it’s missing. Does it make a difference?”
(I explain about the replacement card fee.)
Customer: “Yeah, I think it must have been stolen when I left my wallet in the car earlier.”
Me: “No problem. Do you happen to have any ID on you?”
Customer: “Sure.”
(The customer pulls out an old, tattered wallet that also clearly contains a reasonable amount of cash, and gets a driver’s license out.)
Me: “Thanks. You were pretty lucky.”
Customer: “How come?”
Me: “Lucky they only stole your debit card from your wallet.”
Customer: *suddenly looking guilty* “Yeah.”
(Pause.)
Customer: “So I’m going to be charged the replacement card fee?”
Me: “Yeah.”
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