PowerPoint! Office! Reader!
A woman walks up to the counter with an old picture showing a group of people.
Customer: “I need you to take everyone except me out of this picture.”
Me: “You mean digitally remove them? Ma’am, I don’t think that’s possible with a picture like this. We’d have to remove nearly all of the photo.”
Customer: “But… Photoshop?”
Me: “I’m sure someone with a lot of time and talent could give it a go, but we’re a humble photo lab. We can do basic manipulation but nothing like what you’re asking.”
Customer: “But… this is a photo… shop?”
Me: “Well, yes. But we can’t do—”
Customer: “Adobe?”
Me: “Well, that’s the company that—”
Customer: “Microsoft?”
Me: “… Ma’am. Are you just saying computer words hoping it will work?”
Customer: “…”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Excel Photoshop?”
Me: “…okay, I don’t think we can help you, ma’am.”