A Capital Solution
(My cousin is coming over from Ireland for a few days. He messages me before he takes off. About five hours later he calls me. I have worried for a while at this point, because it shouldn’t have taken him so long.)
Cousin: “Hey, I’m at… St. Pancras.”
Me: “St. Pancras? As in London?”
Cousin: “Yeah. Where do I go?”
Me: “Mate, I’m in Edinburgh.”
Cousin: “Cool, when will you get here?”
Me: “It’s, like, eight hours away.”
Cousin: “Aww, am I going to have to wait here for eight hours?”
(I ended up buying him a flight from London to Edinburgh, and literally had to talk him through everything right up to getting on the plane. It turns out he flew to Gatwick Airport and took the train to St. Pancras. He had no idea where Edinburgh was, but since it was a capital city, he assumed it would be in London. I’ve decided to visit him, instead, from now on.)