Part Of The World’s Oldest Profession

, , , , , | Right | August 5, 2019

(My assistant manager and I are working together on the evening shift. It’s slow, and we’re the only ones in the store. A middle-aged man comes in and asks for lottery tickets. Since we’re the only ones in the store, my assistant manager decides that she’ll print the tickets and I can ring up the sale.)

Assistant Manager: “Just give her the money and I’ll do you!”

Customer: *without missing a beat* “I don’t think I have enough money for that!”

(All three of us looked at each other and my assistant manager realized what she’d just said. We all cracked up laughing.)

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