John Paul The Third (Time’s A Charm)

, , , | Right | December 4, 2010

Me: “Hi, Paul speaking. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Who?”

Me: “Paul.”

Customer: “John?”

Me: “No, Paul.”

Customer: “John?”

Me: “No, Paul. P-A-U-L.”

Customer: “That’s not how you spell John!”


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Doubling in Dublin

, , , , | Right | August 28, 2009

(It’s several days before Valentine’s Day.)

Customer: “Just these, please!”

(The customer handed me two Valentine’s Day cards. One was titled “To my wife,” and the other was titled “To my girlfriend.” Got to love his lack of shame!)

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