Not Quite The PIN-nacle of Intelligence
Me: “Credit or debit?”
Customer: “Uhh… debit I, guess.”
Me: “Okay, slide the card here and then enter your pin.”
Customer: “But it’s my friend’s card. I don’t know the pin.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t allow you to use a card that doesn’t belong to you.”
Customer: “Do credit. I don’t need the pin for that.”
Me: “Yes, but for credit the cardholder has to sign.”
Customer: “I can sign it.”
Me: “Only the cardholder can sign.”
Customer: “Then I’ll just sign her name.”
Me: “I can’t allow you to do that either. That’s fraud. We could both get into trouble.”
Customer: “There won’t be any trouble. She told me I could use her card.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t let you use a card that doesn’t belong to you. Can you pay for these things yourself and then ask your friend to pay you back?”
Customer: “I don’t have any money. Besides, I can’t trust her to pay me back.”
Me: “Then I can’t sell you these items. I’m sorry.”
Customer: “Why?”
Me: “Ma’am, we don’t know each other, right?”
Customer: “Um… nope. I don’t think so.”
Me: “If I were to try to buy something from you with a credit card that you knew wasn’t mine, what would you say?”
Customer: “I’d ask you for some kind of proof that you had permission…” *lightbulb goes on* “Oh!”
(Although the customer seems to finally understand, but she continues to stand there.)
Me: “Was there something else I could help you with?”
Customer: “So, can I just sign her name?”