Time To Ditch Grandma
(I am 15 and am taking a driver’s ed course so I will be able to get my license when I turn 16. We are sitting in class one day and watching a video about skidding on icy roads. One car had just slid into a ditched but is otherwise unharmed. Then another car comes up behind it.)
Me: “That looks like my grandma’s car.”
Drivers Ed Instructor: “Well, Grandma’s going into a ditch.”
(Sure enough, the car that resembled my grandmother’s slid into the ditch and the rest of the class burst out laughing.)