Finally Got To Dish The Dirt
(In our apartment there are three bedrooms with two beds in each room. The roommate who shares my room is a close friend of mine and we were roommates the previous semester. All of the other girls are new, and no one knew each other before we moved in together. I am engaged so I am rarely home. My friend/room-roommate is also rarely home, and as such we never do the dishes since we don’t eat at our apartment. Throughout the semester there is a lot of tension, and my room-roommate and I don’t know why. Passive-aggressive notes show up all throughout the semester about dishes, but we just ignore them because we don’t use dishes. We notice that our food often ‘disappears’ but we just stop buying more. The following exchange occurs with one of the roommates the semester after everyone moves to different apartments.)
Me: “Hey! Long time no see! How are you?”
Roommate: “I’m doing well. I’m living in [new apartment complex] now.”
Me: “Oh yeah? Didn’t you move out because of [other roommate who made everyone uncomfortable]?”
Roommate: “Yeah. We learned some more things about her after you left.”
Me: “Yeah? Like what?”
Roommate: “Remember how there were all those notes about the dishes?”
Me: “Oh, yeah. [Room-Roommate] and I thought they were directed at us, but we were confused about it because we never used dishes.”
Roommate: “Apparently [Roommate who made everyone uncomfortable] kept using your dishes and would leave them dirty in the kitchen. Then she would say that you guys left them and show her own clean dishes so she didn’t have to clean them!”
Me: “WHAT?! How could someone do that?! And how did you figure it out?!”
Roommate: “It turns out she tried to do that this semester, but because all of her roommates stayed home, she got caught. She only got away with it before because you guys were never home.”
(After I said goodbye to her I called up my room-roommate and told her what I had learned!)