Very Down Under The Rainbow
(My roommate is sitting on his bed, staring at the wall and looking glum.)
Me: “Everything okay?”
Roommate: “Well, I’m emotionally conflicted. I went to dinner with my study group, and [the girl he has a secret crush on] said she thinks my hair’s cute. So I’m full of rainbows and stuff now.”
Me: “Then why don’t you look like it?”
Roommate: “I just realized I only tipped my waiter 15% instead of 20% since our group was so big, and now I feel like s***.”
Me: “S***ty rainbows, huh?”
Roommate: “It’s a very odd feeling, believe me.”