An Obvious Romantic
(Two dorm-mates have suddenly started doing stuff like literally jumping into each others’ arms and kissing on a nearly daily basis. One evening, it’s just the three of us in the dining room. I decide to give them some privacy by sneaking in as far away as possible…)
Her: “Oh, no, [My Name]! Don’t be all alone! You can sit over here!”
Me: “A-all right…”
(We are chatting as normal for a few minutes.)
Him: “By the way…” *hands over a phone charger* “You forgot this in my room the other day, babe.”
Her: “Thanks, hun…” *turns to me* “Oh, that’s right. I gotta tell you something. [My Name], we’re actually going out now!”
Me: “…No s***?”