Your Greetings Are Getting Krisp
(I am the worker in this story. I have put in my two weeks notice and am winding down at my job. I had hurt my ankle and am on crutches so I am put on the drive-through lane, taking orders through a headset. I am bored and start to feel random so I begin greeting each car with increasingly insane greetings.)
Me: “Hello and welcome to [Store]. How can I put glaze on your dayz?”
(Later.)
Me: “Good afternoon and welcome to [Store], your one stop shop for doughnuts and a pop!”
(Later.)
Me: “Hi and welcome to [Store]. Remember there are no nuts in our doughnuts!”
(Later.)
Me: “Thank you for choosing [Store] for all your doughnut buying needs. What can I get for you?”