Indica-tive Of A Good Time

, , , | Right | July 13, 2018

(I work in a marijuana dispensary in Colorado, where recreational weed is legal. A couple stops in one night and they aren’t quite sure what they are looking for, so I have been explaining how different strains of weed work.)

Me: “So, one way to remember the difference between indicas and sativas is ‘indica is “indacouch.”’ They give more of a bodily high and are good if you need help falling asleep or just relaxing, whereas sativas are better if you’re doing something creative and need inspiration.”

Girl: *completely nonchalant* “Or if you want to have sex. Yep, that’s for us.”

(The three of us laughed for quite a while.)

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Straining Your Patience

| Working | August 11, 2016

(I suffer from several chronic issues, one of which causes severe pain, which I manage with cannabis. I am at the dispensary trying to get a refill.)

Me: “Could I have one gram of [strain on special], please?”

Cashier: “Oh, we just ran out of grams; all we have is eighths left. But someone’s in the back right now filling more, if you want to wait just two minutes.”

(There is one other customer wanting for the same strain; he gets something else and I tell them I will wait. I take a seat and play on my phone, expecting them to call me up when they’re done. After a few minutes, I wander around the lobby and browse their non-consumable merchandise and read their posters, never going more than three feet from the counter. Finally, after 15-20 minutes, I approach them again.)

Me: “Hey, have you guys finished bagging up the gram bags of [strain on special] yet?”

Cashier: “Oh, we just ran out of grams, all we have is eighths left. I can recommend [more expensive strain] or [other more expensive strain].”

Me: “No, there’s someone in the back filling more bags, I was told it would only be a few minutes.”

Cashier: “Really?”

(She asks a coworker who just shrugs.)

Cashier: “No, sorry, there’s no more. Did you already pay for it?”

Me: “No, but I’ve been waiting….”

Cashier: “Okay, I can offer you [more expensive strain] or [other more expensive strain].”

Me: *frustrated* “I’ll just get [other, less-effective strain on special].”

(I still haven’t decided whether or not to complain to management over the fact that I waited close to 20 minutes for something they had no intention of giving me.)

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