Holla At The Girl

| Cornelius, OR, USA | Family & Kids, Language & Words

(I do not speak Spanish. A Hispanic father and young son come up to my line.)

Me: “Hello! Did you find everything all right?”

Father: *in English* “Hi. Yes, we did.” *turns to young son and says in Spanish* “Say hello.” *he says the word ‘hello’ in English*

Boy: “Hola!”

Father: *still speaking in Spanish, but says the word ‘hello’ in English* “No, say ‘hello’!”

Boy: *looks at father in confusion* “I did say Hola!”

A Jarring Experience

| Guelph, ON, Canada | At The Checkout, Awesome Workers, Movies & TV

(I’m putting out stock in the electronics department when I overhear the following conversation between a co-worker and an older man carrying some groceries.)

Customer: “You’d better have a blu-ray copy of [Sci-Fi Movie that was released a few days prior] or I’m gonna shove this jar of peanuts up your a**.”

Coworker: “Well, sir, I personally prefer dry roasted peanuts, and those ones are honey roasted…”

(My coworker indicates a large display of the movie in question.)

Coworker: “…and here are 200 copies of [Movie], no more than a few feet away from where you are standing. Is there anything else I can help you with today?”

(The customer grabs a movie and walks away quickly, pointedly not looking at my coworker.)

And Behind Curtain Number One

| MN, USA | Bad Behavior

(My mom and I are trying on some clothes in the dressing rooms and we hear this coming from further down the hall.)

Lady Customer: “Honey, I have to finish trying on my stuff. You’ll have to wait… No, you have to stay… Put those pants back on!… Don’t you dare pee in here!”

(We were done and starting to leave at the last one, and at the entry of the dressing room are two wide-eyed workers.)

Worker #1: “I so don’t want to clean that up.”

Worker #2: “What if she peed on some clothing?!”

(Poor, poor workers.)