Some Customers Are Great, In A Fashion
I work in the women’s clothing section of a department store. It’s a slow midweek afternoon and my department is empty when I get a call.
Customer: “Hello. I was wondering if you could give me some advice about an outfit?”
While the customer is speaking softly with a feminine pitch, the voice sounds masculine to me. I have just been warned by security that morning about men calling the lingerie department to sexually harass the female employees under the guise of “asking advice,” so I’m polite but on my guard.
Me: “Sure. What can I help you with?”
Customer: “Well, I’m going to be performing in a nightclub downtown soon. It’s my first time. I’m so excited! I have a black dress, but I’m not sure what jewelry to wear with it.”
To my delight, what follows is a very pleasant conversation about accessorizing, matching earrings and necklaces, matching jewelry with shoes, how much is too much, etc. As one of those people who kept her Barbies well into her teen years, being asked for fashion advice is my favorite thing ever. The customer thanks me for my time, and after hanging up, I immediately go to my coworkers to brag about my good fortune. As they were also raised on the “Barbie Fashion Designer” game, they are all suitably jealous and share their own stories about customers who were willing to become dress-up dolls.
A manager comes by and listens to our conversation, and her eyes go misty in fond remembrance.
Manager: “I had a customer who had just started her transition. She needed a whole new wardrobe and had no idea what she wanted. Complete blank slate. I got to spend hours putting outfits together for her. She let me pick everything.”
There’s a lot I don’t miss about working in retail, but the rare customers who would make me their fashion guru were the best part of that job.