These Customers Have Totally Checked Out
(The customer returns $680 worth of purses.)
Me: “Okay… so that will be $680 going back onto your Visa card.”
Customer: “I can’t have cash?”
Me: “No, we can only do returns in the way that you made the purchase and it says here that you used your Visa card.”
Customer: “I just want the cash.”
Me: “I can only give you your money back in the way you paid. So $680 will be going back onto your Visa card.”
Customer: *looks at me like I’m stupid and calls her husband over*
Husband: “She just wants cash.”
Me: “Yes, well, if she had paid in cash I would be able to do that, but since she used her Visa card the money will be transferred back onto that account.”
Customer: “So, they are going to send me a check?”
Me: “No, the money just gets transferred back into your account.”
Husband: “But she already paid that.”
Me: “Exactly, and now that we are doing the return she will be getting that money back on her account.”
Husband: “So, they are going to be sending her a check.”
Me: “No, it will be transferred onto her Visa card.”
Husband: *looks at wife* “They will just send you a check.”
Me: “Okay… here’s your receipt. Thank you.”