Using Old Jokes Are No Joke
(I am so sick and tired of fake laughing at this same joke. This time I play stupid. I am using a machine to check some bills for authenticity.)
Customer: “Are they good? I just made them this morning!”
Me: *stern, serious look on my face* “You printed these bills yourself?”
Customer: “Uh, no, I… Hehe, it was a joke.”
Me: “You realize printing counterfeit bills is a very serious felony? You could go to jail for 14 years.”
Customer: “Yes, I, uh… but they’re good, right? I was kidding.”
Me: “You’re lucky my machine isn’t showing any signs that they are counterfeit. But you should be more careful next time; it’s not something to joke about.”
(The customer nodded gravely, and left with his purchase and change. I don’t think I’ll be hearing that joke from him again!)