Force A Bigot To Make It Make Sense
A customer comes up to me to buy a USB stick. It’s Pride month, so I am wearing my work ID around my neck on a Pride flag lanyard.
Customer: “Are you a gay?!“
Yes, he said, “A gay.”
Me: “I’m not under any obligation to tell you that, but yes, I am.”
Customer: “I want to speak to your manager!”
I call my manager over, who asks what the issue is.
Customer: “I don’t think your cashiers should be making… displays of themselves!”
Manager: *Looks around* “I only see a display for our smartphone deals.” *To me* “[My Name], did you stick pictures of yourself all over our displays?”
Me: *Smirking* “Not me!”
Manager: *Back to the customer* “Ah, there we have it. I can confirm there are no displays of my cashier in the store.”
Customer: “You know what I mean! I don’t believe in what he’s promoting!”
Manager: “You don’t believe in USB sticks?”
Customer: “I don’t believe in homosexuality!”
Manager: “So, you don’t believe gay people exist?”
Customer: “Well… I mean… of course… but… do they have to put it all out on display for everyone else to see?!”
Manager: “What do they have on display that’s specifically gay?”
Customer: “The gay stuff!”
Manager: “The only difference — as far as I can tell — between gay and straight men is the gender of their sexual partners. Are you saying they were engaging in sexual intercourse in front of you?”
Customer: “Well… no… but you know what I mean!”
Manager: “I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean.”
Customer: “I don’t want them doing any gay stuff in front of me!”
Manager: “Selling you a USB stick is gay?”
Customer: “Urgh!”
The customer drops his purchases and storms out. My manager calls out after him.
Manager: “Sir! What are you going to be doing with the USB stick that’s so ‘gay’?”
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