Me: “Hi, how are you today?”
Customer: “I need to buy this bird.”
Me: “Okay. Have you ever had a bird before?”
Customer: “I’ve had THIS bird before! I need to have this bird! My bird died last week and this bird tells me that he is my bird reincarnated! I need to have this bird.”
Me: “The bird told you?”
Customer: “How else would I know?”
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(A customer calls in with the phone displaying an error. Per standard cell phone troubleshooting, the first step is to take the battery out and put it back in.)
Caller: “When are you going to get this glitch fixed?”
Me: “It’s not really a glitch, sir. It’s just general routine maintenance, like rebooting a computer.”
Caller: “Don’t give me that s***! How stupid do you think I am! I know computers are not like cell phones! Computers have microchips and stuff in them, and cell phones are way too small to have microchips!”
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