I work for [Pizza Place #1] as a delivery driver. I pull up to a house and notice another car pulling up right in front of me from [Pizza Place #2]. We get out at the same time and look at each other.
Other Driver: “100 Fifth Street?”
Me: “Yeah, same here!”
At that, the homeowners — a couple — step out of the house. One of them is carrying a stopwatch.
Customer #1: “Ah, man! It was too close to call!”
Customer #2: “You both arrived at the same time!”
Me: “Did you bet to see who would arrive first?”
Customer #1: “Yeah! My wife insists that [Pizza Place #2] is faster, and I said it was [Pizza Place #1], so we thought we’d test it.”
Other Driver: “Well… if it helps, I had two other stops on my route before you, so I could have been here quicker.”
Me: *Laughing* “I had two others, too.”
Customer #1: “Darn it! We’ll have to try another time!”
We all laugh, and they accept both pizzas and tip us both generously. I tell the store about the funny interaction, and we all laugh about it.
A few weeks later, we get an online order through, and one of us notices that the address looks familiar.
Me: “Oh, my God! It’s them again! Quick! Get that pizza prioritized! I have to beat the other guy!”
Laughing as we go, their pizza is pushed to the front and I am out the door within minutes, making sure they’re my first call this time, not my last.
I pull up to their driveway, and about twenty seconds later, I see my rival pulling up, too.
Other Driver: *Laughing* “D*** it! You beat me! I figured I would try to get out here faster, but—”
Me: “Yeah, I tried the same thing!”
The customers laughed with us again, and I was proclaimed the winner! They promised not to make us race again (it’s not safe), and we each got tipped $100!
Now, every time they put an order in, I don’t rush over, but I do make sure they’re first on my route… just in case.