(With my boss nearby I’m disposing of various food items that have passed their expiration date and then make an observation I just had to question.)
Me: “Ham salad. How is ham a salad? What makes it a salad?”
Boss: “…Mayonnaise?”
Me: “This pasta salad has no mayonnaise, yet it too claims to be a salad! When does something become a salad?”
Boss: “With lettuce.”
Me: “But this pasta salad has no lettuce, nor does this chicken salad! Ham salad, pasta salad, caesar salad, watergate salad. How are they all salads?”
Boss: “Because they’re a mixture of ingredients.”
Me: “So, if I put enough ingredients on a pizza, will that become a salad?”
Boss: “…No.”
Me: “So then what is the definition of a salad? What does it mean to be a salad? These are the questions!”
Boss: *nods* “The questions of life.”