Kids, This Is Why You Stay In School

, | | Right | November 23, 2007

Customer: “I’d like 5 pork chops, wrapped in twos.”

Me: “Do you mean two packages?”

Customer: “No, I want 5 pork chops, wrapped in twos.”

Me: *blank stare*

Customer: *heavy sigh* “5 chops, wrapped 2, 2 and 1. See, wrapped in twos.”

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Would You Like French Resistance Fries With That?

| | Right | November 30, 1999

Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”

Elderly customer: “SIX OF THE ENEMY, PLEASE!”

Me: “…Sorry?”

Elderly customer: “Six of the German frankfurts!”

Me: “Oh, right…”

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