Recently re-reading this story reminded me of a similar experience I had not too long ago.
I’ve just moved into a new neighborhood, and I am checking out the local family-owned places as a way to support the community. I am checking out a deli, looking at the menu while I am waiting in line.
The customer being served is acting loud and obnoxious as he’s started reading the big sign next to the menu. I start reading it.
Sign #1: “Rude customers will pay a 10% a**hole tax. You’re on camera, and your rudeness can be verified!”
Customer: “That’s so unprofessional! What makes you think you can be so passive-aggressive to your customers right off the bat like that?! You should be grateful we’re bringing you our custom!”
The deli clerk merely sighs at the customer and points to a second sign that is hung up right next to the first.
Sign #2: “Customers who dispute anything about the a**hole tax sign will be refused service. No exceptions.”
Clerk: “Have a nice day, sir. Next customer, please!”
Customer: “No, wait just a f****** minute! I am here to order, and you should be grateful I am doing so!”
Clerk: “Sir, you read the signs. I can no longer serve you. Please leave so I can assist the customers behind you.”
Customer: “No! I am not leaving until I speak to your manager!”
Clerk: *Shouting to the back* “[Manager], someone out here doesn’t like the signs you made!”
The manager comes out from the back, looking annoyed.
Customer: “You! You are running a very unprofessional establishment, and I insist—”
Manager: “If you want to insist, go to a Subway or a Starbucks. This is my mama’s place, and she doesn’t give a s*** about what you ‘insist’. Now go away.”
The customer just stared at this man for what felt like an eternity but was probably closer to five seconds. He was obviously processing the fact that he had absolutely zero power in a store where there was no Corporate to threaten and no manager to force into groveling. He eventually stormed out, and I decided I had found my new favorite neighborhood deli.
Related:
Signs Of Influence, Part 2
Signs Of Influence