My son and I were on the last row of an airline flight. Three teens were in the seats across the aisle. They seemed quiet during the flight and I really didn’t pay attention to them. Then, it happened. They jumped up from their seats before the plane came to a stop at the gate.
Teen #1: “Let’s get out of here!”
There was no way in h*** I was going to let them rush to the front of the plane, so I stepped out into the aisle to block them.
Teen #2: “We’re late for our connecting flight!”
Me: “No, you’re not. The plane landed fifteen minutes early.”
Teen #3: *Shouting* “We’re diplomats!”
Me: “All three of you?”
Teens: “Yes, we’re diplomats!”
Me: “You mean you have a parent who is a diplomat?”
Teens: “No, we’re diplomats! We need to get to our connecting flight!”
Me: “You need to wait your turn like everyone else.”
Teen #3: *Shouting* “You’re being racist because we have brown skin!”
Me: “No, you’re in the back of the plane and need to wait like the rest of us.”
Teens: “BUT WE’RE DIPLOMATS! YOU’RE BEING RACIST!”
The teens then started crawling over the tops of all the seats, over people’s heads, toward the front of the plane. At some point, I lost track of them because my son and I had to gather our belongings. When we finally made it into the terminal, several airport staff, including security, had detained the teens and were explaining to them that they could not possibly be late for their connecting flight because we arrived early. One of the teens spotted me and started pointing vigorously at me.
Teen #3: “There she is! She wouldn’t let us pass! She’s being racist because we have brown skin! WE’RE DIPLOMATS!”
I explained the whole situation to security. They asked me if I wanted to press charges. Since none of the teens had actually touched me, I declined and went on my way.
A few minutes later, my son and I were sitting near our connecting gate, and guess who came laughing, scampering, and skipping through the terminal without a care in the world? The teens saw me and one took out a camera phone and started filming me. I just sat there, bemused.
Teen #3: “Ooo, you’re in trouble now!”
I checked social media for a few days after that and never saw a viral story about some old white lady being racist. Go figure.