I work as a customer service representative at a worldwide retail company selling only to companies who then sell their products to consumers or use them in their business.
A caller calls in with a product that doesn’t work. It is a common problem for this specific product (unfortunately), so I get ready to create a ticket and send her a replacement.
Me: “Can you give me the order number?”
Caller: “No, I don’t have an order number.”
Me: “That’s okay. Can’t I get your customer number?”
Caller: “No, I don’t think I have one.”
Me: “All our customers have one, but it’s okay. I can find it. Do you have a phone number?”
I proceed to look for her in my system, using various ways to search: phone number, address, name, and so on.
Me: “I can’t seem to find you. Did you buy it from us?”
Caller: “No, I bought it from [Business, which is our customer].”
Me: “Oh, I see. Then you’ll need to go to them.”
Caller: “But it is your product.”
Me: “Yes, but since you have no receipt with us and we can’t send to end-consumers, I’m afraid you’ll have to go to them, and they can call us about it using one of their orders.”
Caller: “But I can’t go there.”
Me: “I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to send you a new product; we don’t have a license for that.”
Caller: “But I bought it when I was visiting Stockholm, and I live far north of there. It would take me hours to get there. I won’t do that.”
I think for a moment; that is a problem and I do want to help her.
Me: “Well, perhaps we can find a business in that area that sells our product and can help you out? I could try to talk to them about it. Do you know any business in your area?”
Caller: “No, shouldn’t you know that?”
Me: “Well, what is your postal code?”
I try finding businesses, but I realise it will take a while to make sure it is someone selling this specific brand, as I can only see that by checking their orders or talking to a sales representative in the area (and they are sometimes difficult to get hold of). I offer to call her back.
Caller: “Why? Don’t you know your customers?”
Me: “We have quite many customers, I’m afraid.”
Caller: “No, this is too difficult. Just send it to me.
Me: “I’m not allowed to do that. Even if we wanted to, we don’t have—”
Caller: “Look. It is your product; you should replace it!”
Me: “I’m trying, but you didn’t buy it from us, so it is not that—”
Caller: *Shouting* “I am a journalist! If you don’t fix this, I’ll write an article in [Local Newspaper] about how bad your brand is!”
At this point, I’m stunned and don’t really feel like helping her anymore.
Me: “All right, do that.”
Caller: “I’m serious! It is going to ruin your whole company! And you’ll get fired for making it happen.”
Me: “Very well. We’ll see.”
Caller: “You just wait!”
She hangs up and I get ready to take the next call. When I see my boss, I tell him about the call.
Boss: “Which newspaper?”
Me: “[Local Newspaper]. It’s somewhere up in northern Sweden.”
Boss: “Huh, never heard of it.”
He walked off and we never heard about this issue again.