No Touchie My Cake!
To be honest, I don’t like one particular coworker. She just irritates me on every level. She is inconsiderate, bossy, and plain rude. What is more irritating is that she sees nothing wrong with the way she behaves and no one seems to call her out on it.
I bring some cakes into the office for my birthday. I am setting them in the breakroom, which, of course, attracts everyone’s attention.
Coworker: “These look great, thanks.”
Rude Coworker: “You’re welcome.”
My coworker shoots me a look that seems to say, “What the f***?”
Coworker: “I was talking to [My Name], actually.”
Rude Coworker: “Oh, he says you’re welcome, too.”
[Coworker] takes a cake and leaves, and I start to unbox the cakes. [Rude Coworker] starts to take them out of the wrappers and put them on plates.
Me: “I don’t think people want you touching their food.”
Rude Coworker: “Oh, please! I’m sure they won’t mind.”
Me: “Okay, let me rephrase that. Don’t touch my cakes. I brought them in and didn’t ask for your help.”
Rude Coworker: “Oh, you’re being silly.”
Me: “No, I’m telling you to stop.”
She flustered and pouted but eventually left. She later raised a complaint. But thankfully, after I explained, nothing else came of it. She tried to get some of the staff to turn against me, but no one likes her, so it came to nothing, too.