That Boar’s About To Have A Kid-LT For Lunch
CONTENT WARNING: Animal Attack, Animal Death, Gun Violence (Child attacked by pet boar, which is then killed with a shotgun)
I almost got eaten by a boar as a kid. My cousins kept pigs, and I was staying with them for a few weeks. They sent me out to feed one of the sows, Jasmine, who was generally known to have a gentle nature, but one of the boars apparently felt he wanted human meat and burst through his pen door.
He rammed my legs, and somehow I ended up holding onto the sow’s pen. (It’s unclear if I unlatched her pen or not; my Cousin J says I did “in a survival haze”, but I don’t remember doing it.) I ran — which was stupid because it turns out that a boar can definitely outrun a seven-year-old.
I got hit again from behind and sprawled on the barn floor. I covered my face and was sure I was gonna die. Then, I heard this noise, and even almost twenty years later, let me tell you, it was a scary noise.
I uncovered my face, and Jasmine was in front of me, making the noise I’d heard with her mouth “foaming” — not like rabies but still scary-looking, like a snarling dog.
Cousin J ran in and, without hesitation, grabbed a shotgun while my aunt picked me up. I kept screaming not to hurt Jasmine because she didn’t “do it”.
I was carried off, and I heard three shots. At that point, I don’t remember much other than screaming and crying in my granddad’s lap while my aunt patched me up and kept promising me it was okay.
Later that evening, Cousin J brought Jasmine up to the porch so I could see she was unharmed. But it took three shots from a shotgun to put that d*** boar down.
Jasmine’s “reward” for her bravery was her own pen closer to the house — mostly so I could safely feed her myself — and the one and only boar piglet from her litter (she was pregnant) was made the new boar while she kind of got retired and made into a pet.
My uncle said he couldn’t let “our hero mama” be processed.
But I was a wreck for days. And my mother was furious because Cousin J and his brothers had been told a few times not to send me into the pig barn by myself. But they took it as, “Oh, it’s fine; she knows only to touch Jasmine,” not, “If that boar breaks its door, he can eat the second grader.”